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Dil Ki Awaaz Ko Izhaar Kehtay Hein..
Jhuki Nigah Ko Iqrar Kehtay Hein....
Sirf Paanay Ka Naam Mohabbat Nahin....
Kuch Khone Ko Bhi Pyaar Kehtay Hein.
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Khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi
Beech mien eik ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi
Mujhe pata tha woh ladki nikle gi bewafa
Isss liyeh mien ne eik aur ladki phasaa rakhi thi.
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Ek ada aapke dil churane ki,
ek ada aapke dil me bus jane ki,
Chehra apka chand sa aur ek zid hamari chand pane ki.
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Zamane se nahin hum tanhai se darte hain,
Pyar se nahin hum rusvayee se darte hain,
Dil mein umang hai tujhse milne ki,
Par milne ke baad aane wali judaai se darte hain.
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Main usay Dill Say Piyar Karti Hoon
Rang Jis ka Hina Say Milta hai.
Rangat Main Dilfarareb Hum Bhi Nahin
LAKIN Saanwali si is jori say Zamana jalta hai.
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eri ulfat ki rahoon mein loota di zindagi hum ne.
dil-o-jaan lootane wale to kitna bewafa nikla.
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Aaankh say door na hoo dil say oter jaye ga...
waqat ka kya hai guzarta hai guzar jaye ga...
Itna mayoos na khalwat-e-gham say apni...
Tu kabhi khod ko bhi dekhay ga to dar jaye ga...
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kash main teri khushi ki leher hota,
tu naraz mujh say hoti to mujh pay qehar hota.
main teri chahat ka kya anjam kahon,
meri har shaam ka anjam seher hota
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woh mil jaate hain kahani ban ker,
dil main bus jaate hain nishani ban ker.
jinhay hum rkhtay hain apni ankhon main
kyon nikal jaate hain woh pani ban ker.
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Hansna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi,
har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi,
miltye hain bohat log is tanha zindagi mein ,
per koi dost tumse ziyada pyara nahi.
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Tere qareb aa ke bhi uljhano main hu,
Main dushmanon main ho ke tere doston main hu,
Badla na mere baad bhi mouzu-e-guftago,
Main ja chuka hon phir bhi teri mehfilon main hu,
Mujh se bichar ke tu bhi to roeygi umer bhar,
Ye soch lay ki main bhi teri khuwahishon main hu,
Tu hans rahi he mugh pe ye mera haal daikh ker,
Or phir bhi main shareek tere qehqahon main hoon.
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Na ‘Sachhai’ badi hai,
Na ‘Khuddari’ badi hai,
Na ‘Bhalai’ badi hai,
Na ‘Imandari’ badi hai.
Bada woh hai jiske ghar ke bahar Mercedes Benz khadi hai.
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Munna Bhai : are circuit apun ko ek nurse se
pyar ho gela hai letter me kya likhu ?
Circuit : simple bhai likhne ka ———
DeAr sIsTeR I LOVE U!
Tumhara munna bhai
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Mai Tumare Gum Me.
Pita
Gaya

Pita Gaya

Pita
Gaya

Pita Gaya

Pita
Gaya

Pita Gaya

Pita
Gaya

Kya
Kare

BaDa
ThumsUp

Khatam
Hi NaHi HoTa.
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Shadi karni thi Par kismat khuli nahi
Taj banana tha Par mumtaj mili nahi
Ek din kismat khuli Aur sadi ho gaye
Ab Taj banana hai Par ab ye mumtaj marti nahi
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A statement by Bill Clinton :
Choosing a career in life
is like choosing a wife
from ten girl friends,
Even if you pick the
most beautiful,
the most intelligent
and the kindest girl,
there is still the
Pain of Losing the
Other Nine…
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Aey jahan ab hay manzil kahan
Chuth gaya humsafar haye
Kho gaya karwan
Aaj kyun mere dil ko rulane
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Yaad aty hain guzre zumane
Kyun yeh aankheen hain nam
Kaise samjhayen hum
Apne in aansuon ki zubaan
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Zindagi dhundhti hay sahara
Aaj tufaan main gum hay kanara
Ab jahan main kaheen koy apna naheen
Main hoon aur meri tanhaiyaan
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1 purani haveli ke band kamre me Dhool se bhari
tasveer ke peechhe lage jaale me Phansi makari
ki dum par baithe machchhar ki Kasam.
..”i miss u”..
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TERI DOSTI KI ROSHNI ITANI HAI KE
HAR TARAF UJALA HI UJALA HAI……
SOCH TA HOON KI…..
SOCH TA HOON KI …….
GHAR KI BIJALI KATWADU AUR
TUJE DIWAR PE LATKA DU…..
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YE JO HASINO KE BAAL HOTE HAIN,
LADKO KO FASAANE KE JAAL HOTE HAIN,
YE HASINAYAIN PEE JAATI HAIN SAARA KHOON LADKO KA
ISILIYE INKE LIPS ITNE LAL HOTE HAIN.
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Rone de aaj humko tu aansooo bahane de
Baaho mein mujhe le le aur khud ko tu bheeg jaane de
Hai iss dil mein itna dard, ki tera daman bhi bheeg jaayega
Monday se intzaar me hoon… Yeh Saturday kab aayega….
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Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne,
Aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya aapne.
Hamein zindagi to di kisi aur ne,
Par pyaar itna dekar jeena sikha diya aapne.
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Tujhe bhoolkar bhi na bhool payenge hum,
Bas yahi ek wada nibha payenge hum.
Mita denge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin,
Tera naam dil se na mita payenge hum..
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Mohobbat ka imtihan aasan nahi;
Pyar sirf pane ka naam nahi.
Muddatein beet jati hain kisi ke intezaar mein,
Ye sirf pal-do-pal ka kaam nahi.
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Unki tasveer ko seene se laga lete hain,
Iss tarah judai ka gham mitaa lete hain.
Kisi tarah zikar ho jaye unka,
To hass kar bheegi palkein jhuka lete hain.
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Girl : (Emotionaly)

Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen..
Darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen..
Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say…
Kay App Hamain Kahin Bhool Na jaye..

Boy :

Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tumhe…
Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe…
Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to…..
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee…
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Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay
Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay
Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho
K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay
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Unki gali se jab mera janazza nikla
Wo na nikle jinke liye mera janaja nikla
Unka ghar aaya toh mujhe bhul kar
Mere dost seeti bajane lage
Rakh kar mera janaza kambakth use
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Saali to Jija:
kya kr rhy ho?

Jija:
Makhiyan mar rha hon

Saali:
kitni mari?
Jija:
3 male or 2 female

Saali:
Kse malom?
Jija:
3 shrab ki botle se chipki hui thi or 2 phone se
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Joota chupai ki rasm k waqt dulhay ki aik sali ne kaha:
main to 1100 loongi.
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.
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Jija: saali ji, ap k yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legae.
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Khamosh se tum rahane lage ho,
Intzaar kisi ka karne lage ho,
Yakeenan kisi se hui hai mohabbat,
Bina baat hi muskaraane lage ho.
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Zindagi mohtaaz nahi manzilon ki,
Vakt har manzil dikha deta hai,
Marta nahi koi kisi se juda hoke,
Vakt sabko jeena sikha deta hai.
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Apni jivan se kuch pal de de mujhe,
Aaj na sahi to apna kal de de mujhe,
Khushi de ya na de marzi teri,
Apna dukh aur dard tu de de mujhe.
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Zaruri nahi dosti me mulakaat hoti rahe,
Zaruri nahi ki baat hoti rahe,
Par jo zaruri hai vo bas yahi,
Ki dost ko meri dosti yaad aati rahe.
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Kaash samajhte vo is dil ki tadap ko,
To yu na hame roosva kiya hota…
Aapki yah berookhi bhi manjoor thi hame,
Bas ek baar hame samajh liya hota.
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Hausle dil me jab machalte hai,
Kuch naye raaste nikalte hai…
Dost ban gaye aap jabse,
Gam dur khade haath malte hai.
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Jab se mile hai tumse ham,
Saare gam bhula diye hamne,
Khushiya thi na naseeb me hamaare,
Phir bhi jeena sikha diya tumne.
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Jinki mohabbat sachi hoti hai,
Vo kab fariyaad karte hai,
Labon se to kuch nahi kahte,
Magar dilon se pyaar karte hai.
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Ek zara-si bhool khata ban gai,
Meri vafa hi meri saza ban gai,
Dil liya aur khelkar tod diya,
Hamaare aansu nikle,
Aur ye unke hothon ki muskaan ban gai.
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E dost teri dosti ke liye duniya Chod denge,
Ham teri taraf aaye har toofan ko mod denge,
Lekin tune jo saath Choda,
Kasam se teri haddiya tod denge.
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Yun to kisika peecha nahin karte,
Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahin karte,
Ittefaq ki baat hai ye hamari dosti varna,
Itna kimti SMS kisi ko kiya nahin karte.
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Khushiyon par fizaon ka pehra hai,
Na jane kis umeed pe dil thehra hai,
Teri ankhon se jhalakte dard ki kasam,
Yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra hai..
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Raatein gumnam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jite hai,
Ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naam hota hai.
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Zindagi me Jab Maayus hue Hum
To Socha k kya paaya kya khoya
Khone ka to hisaab na laga paaye
Yaad raha to bas itna ke
Zindagi se bhi pyara..
Aap jaisa Ek dost Paaya
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